Bare with me-I promise this isn’t a religion bashing post
this is “this is really starting to annoy me” post
Okay so here’s the scenario-
Let’s face it Face book has become a regular part of
everyone’s life- (whether we like to admit it or not) And let’s face we all
have that ONE friend that whines constantly. I mean were talking “oh I had the worst
day ever :/” status EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. DAY.
OR
the “I don’t
feel good” people.
These are the people who you wonder how they can function in
everyday life because they are constantly being struck by every ailment in the
history of the world.
Seriously I’m waiting for the “I have the Scarlett fever
post.” I mean it’s absolutely ridiculous. Okay so you have these attention
whores posting these depressing, mood ruining status. Then you have this people
posting things like “your in my
prayers.” And “I’ll pray for you”
Let me pause for one minute while you absorb this
information…
Yes you read that correctly- people are praying over these
ridiculous statuses
Call me crazy but ill keep my prayers for a little
something, I don’t know…. more SERIOUS!
Come’ on people your joking right?
Well I’m not a
frequent visitor to these emo-status but I happen to have a bad day every once
in a while…and I swear to Tom Cruise someone wrote, ”ill pray for you” on my
status.
Are you shitting me? Is this supposed to be comforting to
me?
How about you bring me an Icee and cupcake? That’s will help
me?
Or offer to punch the idiot that ruined my day (I said
offer.)
I don’t know but I guess I don’t feel comforted by people
talking about my life right before bed or while on the toilet. Where ever it is
that you do your prayers.
The point im making is if you really cared, you would I don’t
know make an effort to help make my day better…how about a nice “Cheer UP!” Or “there’s
always tomorrow”
Let’s not forget Vodka- Vodka always helps. Or wine? I mean
who needs prayer when your have alcohol
I guess where im going with all
this valuable information is: religion is becoming a joke. There’s no denying
the power of prayer is powerful too many people but there comes a point where
enough is enough. Offering to pray for someone who has a massive case of
diarrhea? Please! There are children in Africa who need those prayers. Not to
mention a few corrupt politicians that could use a few words of prayer. And lets not forget my disaffiliation with
most religious groups. Only because I refused to affiliate with a group of
people who judge and exile others.
This says nothing about my relationship with God. We will just let our
personal agreement remain between us. But seriously people think about what
your saying and who your saying it too? What if I were offend by that? And
don’t give me that bullshit about our country being built on religion. We have
freedom of religion for a reason.
So here’s my tip- leave the prayers
for big disasters and find some new words of encouragement. And when all else
fails…. give them Alcohol.
Keep it Classy-
XX- D
